People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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