Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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