Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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