We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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