gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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