Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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