me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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