yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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