i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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