summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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