OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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