At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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