It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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