are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
