i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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