well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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