I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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