Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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