I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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