is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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