wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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