Who did Billy Mays play for?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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