When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
