Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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