he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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