Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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