Pappa wants mamma naked
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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