She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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