im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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