he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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