id be glad to
i barfeds in our rink
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
