I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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