She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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