Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Randomize