Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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