You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
