im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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