You work out of a Hotel?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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