Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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