I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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