Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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