so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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