his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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