remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
