laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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