Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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