This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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