Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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