I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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