I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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