All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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