At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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