Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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