i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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