i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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