I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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