no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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