i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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