The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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