Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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