guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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