if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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